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BREAKING: Donald Trump Wants To Visit Wexford But NOT Enniscorthy Due To Phobia Of Snakes And Rats

A close source has revealed to us today that US President Donald Trump wants to visit Co. Wexford but insisted he will NOT visit Enniscorthy.

The source has revealed his reason;

Donald J. Trump is planning a trip to Ireland and wants to stay in Wexford for one week. The President wants a break away as he plans to get 18 holes in at New Ross golf club and wants a picnic at the Hook. However, he wants to avoid Enniscorthy at all costs as he heard the town is full of ”snakes” and ”rats” and has a phobia against them.

The snakes and rats are just a metaphor but the US President doesn’t seem to understand that. Oh well.




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