BREAKING NEWS: New Ross to be renamed ‘’New Ross Kennedy’’
News has just broke from the local council that New Ross will be renamed to ‘’New Ross Kennedy’’ in memory of America’s 35th president.
A spokesperson of the local council said,
‘’ our aim is to name everything in the town Kennedy. We managed to get the new bridge named the ‘Rose Kennedy Bridge’.
Despite the people of the town wanting it to be named the ‘Pink Rock Bridge’ the council claims the voting was fairly recorded.
The spokesperson went on to say,
to be honest, we really don’t care what the people in our town think. Their opinion is irrelevant.
Rumors have it that South Street will be renamed ‘’South Street Marley’’, after John F Kennedy’s dogs name.
The Tholsel is even reportedly to be renamed ‘’Goldie Kennedy’’, which is the name of John F Kennedy’s 2nd cousins goldfish.
We will have more as this story develops.